The book opens with a long and annoying introduction about how and why it was written, because that's how you draw people into your story. If I put out an album and the first track was me talking into the mic for 10 minutes about how I sat in my room recording and put up some acoustic foam, nobody would listen to it. So when the story actually starts, Hester is being yelled at for having baby, and is given a letter to wear to show that she had baby without being supposed to baby. Also her husband Chillington is missing for like a chapter but then they find him but don't tell anyone else because reasons. Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmesdale Dimmadome, yells at hester for having baby and tries to get her to say who was dad. She says nothing because snitches get stiches, and later we learn that he was dad. Then Dimmesdale slowly goes crazy because Husband Chipotle says so, and Hester is nice and generally ignored, because theming, and then they finally all meet up and hug it out when meteor shows up to symbolism. Then Hester and Dimmesdale decide to leave and go to Europe and also child now has Dad and Dimmesdale is magically happy. The end. Except it isn't. Chillphin the Husbando learns and gets on the boat and then Dimmesdale dies because plot convenience. Then he also dies because reasons. Then Hester dies because old. Symbolism happens. The end.
The book was dumb and boring and totally not worth reading. It's like watching Titanic, except instead of everyone drowning they just sort of get Deus Ex Machina'd out of the story at the end. I also don't like Titanic. Why did she throw the jewelry into the ocean? What purpose does that have? Also she remarried later on, but then when she dies she and Leonardo Dicaprio are love friends again? What happens to husband? Does he just sort of accept it? Titanic sucks. The Scarlet Letter sucks. All I learned was that the Scarlet Letter sucks and that freud is sort of gross. Also there's a movie called Easy A which is vaguely inspired by the book and has Emma Stone in it. She's nice